Chorizo is Spanish slang for petty thief. When we go to hotels, we bring out the chorizo in us. So I did in Bratislava, taking lots of things back to 53m2. From shampoos to sewing kits, from pens to slippers, use this revolutionary Chorizometer, to measure how worrying your tendency to pinch is. Just remember that taking complimentary tea is so stingy it does not even deserve to be drawn, and that stealing flat tvs is illegal.